Santarchy OKC

Who's in charge? SANTA! Mission Why is there a Santarchy? ….Because Santa said so! This is not a political statement, this is just a fun opportunity for people to come together dressed in awesome costumes and poke fun at the commercialization of this holiday. Description What is Santarchy? Santarchy is your opportunity to be Santa! Dress up as a themed Santa if you like, the more the merrier! Santas will pile onto the Santarchy Bus to celebrate this wonderful union…by hitting bars, pubs, strip clubs (who doesn't want to sit on Santa's lap?), and even the Mall to grab a bite to eat and get a picture with the Mall Santa! General Information What are the rules for Santarchy? 1. You MUST dress like Santa (or elf/tree/Menorah/chicken)  2. You SHOULD ho-ho-ho like Santa,  3. You OUGHT TO give out gifts like Santa  4. YA GOTTA drink like Santa SANTA'S RULES:  1. Santa doesn't talk to the press. "Ho-ho-ho" is good. "Publicity ho" is lame.  2. Santa doesn't get arrested.  What else to remember? Please remember the FOUR F'S:  1. Don't f with kids.  2. Don't f with cops.  3. Don't f with security.  4. Don't f with Santa. (yes, it is okay to f Santa.)