Toby Keith's I Love This Bar & Grill

This place is hilarious. If you're going to Toby Keith's I Love This Bar and Grill in a totally sincere manner, you're probably going to have a great time but I don't want to know personally.

However, if you're deciding to visit ironically, have a good sense of humor and you're going to love it. Imagine a bar where preppers and tea-party patriots would go to plan their border defense strategies over a domestic beer they don't know is owned by a foreign conglomerate while listening to shitty music about soldiers written by guys who never joined the army. That's Toby Keith's. It's a right-wingers wet dream.

Not only are the french fries literally called "Freedom Fries", but everything on the menu is some kind of ridiculous statement. They have a "soldier burger" for fucks sake. The only thing that would make this place any more ridiculous is if they printed the menu on the back of Obama's fake birth certificate.

In other words, this was the perfect place to take my wife to celebrate her green card, surrounded by people who hated her for stealing good American jobs.

What a riot.

This just depends on what you're looking for in a bar. If they have live music (which they typically do on the weekends), then this place isn't so terrible to go to and grab a drink. However, the food here is terrible (they have a 2-for-$25 special that includes steak, to give you an idea).