The Republic of Slowjamastan

Slowjamastan is an enclave completely surrounded by American territory, accessible from California Highway 78, between the American cities of Ocotillo Wells and Westmoreland, California. Why yes, you can visit. But you’ll need permission, a.k.a a visa to do so. Get in touch with Slowjamastan for more information. Do not attempt to enter Slowjamastan without permission – land mines are rumored. And wild raccoons. Slowjamastan does encourage selfies in front of their border signs. Just don’t go into Slowjamastan much further without a guide (the whole land mine thing, you know.)