Puppier

This is the most fascinating Pineapple I've ever seen.
Birds will perch at the top, they're probably thinking "Man, I shouldn't have eaten those french fries off the parking lot at MickyD's cause I'm trippin my feathery butt off"
You can see it from 95, but you'll want to see it up close and personal. Driving through the lovely west side neighborhood of Baltimore, you're going to see things you've only read about. Remember to keep your windows up and don't make eye contact with the locals.
Once you're inside the gated parking lot, feel free to stretch your legs and stroll around. Although, you'll want to be careful of the employees coming and going. They're friendly, but they drive at mach speed, and they might mistake you for a speed bump.
Cheers and God Bless America!