Santarchy Detroit

It's time for the first post of the season and it's been a very busy year. The NSA has been coming down very hard on Santa. Why you ask? Why would the NSA be interested in Santa, a drunken old man who spreads cheer around the world? Come on... Think about it. I got the list. You know... THE LIST. The one with who's naughty and who's nice. They want it and they got the hammer. Ever try traveling internationally without a passport or a visa? I even got weird emails about a Korean jetliner that was shot down in 1987 and links to a documentary about TWA Flight 800. Oh yeah, they can make things difficult... very, very difficult. So Santa thought about shutting the whole thing down. After all. It's my list. Not theirs. But shutting it down? How can I disappoint the kids? I can't. And I can't disappoint you either. You will get your Santarchy on Saturday, December 21st. And then down the line... If you see pics on the news of Santa in an orange jump suit, being led around in chains at a tropical location with a bunch of other long beards, you'll know what happened.