“Headed to New Jersey? Watch out for this creepy beast..”
Believe it or not, this nasty creature was captured by a New Jersey fisherman in 2011. The strange, eel-like beast has a sharp mouth full of teeth, but what is it? And most importantly.. what is it doing in New Jersey?
It turns out that the "monster" is actually a giant sea lamprey, an aggressive species of fresh water parasite that has a tendancy to decimate indigenous fish populations with it's vampiric mouth.
But wait, it gets worse..
Lampreys use their teeth to latch onto their victims, at which point "secretions in the lamprey's mouth prevent the victim's blood from clotting. Victims typically die from excessive blood loss or infection."
Fortunately, the only go after humans when there is nothing else to eat and they get really hungry. One popular tale of Roman equestrian Publius Vedius Pollio tells of his penchant for feeding his slaves to a pool of pet lampreys.
"Vedius owned a massive villa on the Gulf of Naples, later described by the poet Ovid as "like a city". Most notoriously, he kept a pool of lampreys into which slaves who incurred his displeasure would be thrown as food - a particularly unpleasant means of death, since the lamprey "clamps its mouth on the victim and bores a dentated tongue into the flesh to ingest blood."
Lovely.
According to New Jersey officials, the nasty little beasts have become increasingly popular in the Raritan River now that aging, decaying dams have been removed. Better start swimming with a sword.
Oh, and before you Midwesterners start feeling safe, know they now lurk in the Great Lakes regions as well. Sweet dreams!
REMOVED - as not really a place you can go!
Wooops, sorry. Wrong pic for my comment. That was supposed to be for coal sludge in the river, in VA. Sorry :(
This is just way off the deeper ends of the scales. We need to stop the big oil and coal companies, then force them to release all the new technologies for us, instead of THIS. They've been hiding that stuff for 60 years, and you can believe that this nation is 'way' behind other countries around the world using their money to develop those technologies. Here, they say, 'there's nothing of interest here. Keep your eyes closed and move along.' Tragic as well as embarrassing.
As someone who grew up on the Willamette River, yes we have eels....the river is not a pleasant place for a couple of weeks a year when they all die off after spawning and wash ashore to decay...that being said I have NEVER heard of one growing more than 16 or so inches nor of anyone being munched
Gahdammit.
it looks like an evil dick.....
Try "tendEncy" and removing the apostrophe from "it's".
my shark phobia is bad enough...i hate you ;)
It looks like the alien from the movie adaptation of Stephen King's Dreamcatcher
i dont believe it bahahahahha
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