Mike's Chili Parlor

This place sucks. Their chili is garbage, their portions are small and overpriced, and the staff just don't give a shit about you. If you're thinking of getting chili and a beer here, just stop yourself and drive a little further down the street and grab a six pack from CVS before going through the Wendy's drive through. You'll spend way less and the chili is twice as good.

A lot of people who come to restaurants because they were on "Diners Drive-ins and Dives" forget that just because it was on TV doesn't make it any less of a dive. That being said, I'm not much of a chili eater (I prefer it made with cinnamon and served over spaghetti) but I do appreciate the divey vibes.